Caro Jicky, cosa penseresti di me, sei ti confidassi che detesto Chanel N°5?

Whaaaat?

Chanel N°5 is a perfume, you are a stench!

Chanel N°5 is THE PERFUME!

Shake your BRAIN!

OK! That's fine...

I am undecided whether to tell you you're a whore or a dumb bitch.

Surely you are ignorant like a beast, you studied at univesity for nothing and you do not wash properly your pussy.

You're a genius. Go with a *****!